They're obsessed with sport.
Truth is some men only talk about sport to fit in with the conversation with mates. A lot of guys have other much more diverse interests, sometimes they can be things you'll enjoy a lot too. The most important thing is to get to know a guy beyond his friendship circle, so you can find out what he personally enjoys. Make no assumptions, and you might be pleasantly surprised!
They will save you from spiders.
Not all men are born heroes. I've seen many a man cower when faced with a spider, or scream like a little girl when chased by a moth, so don't expect you'll be safe from creepy crawlies as soon as you find yourself a man; you'll need a glass and a piece of card instead.
They're not all the same.
So many times women assume that because they've had a bad experience with one man who was the ultimate cliche, then all men will hurt them and only think of themselves. It's just not true. Women may gather this assumption because they always go for the same kind of guy and typically overlook a caring guys out there, they say "nice guys finish last", it seems it's true!
They're not romantic.
Sometimes women think the bloke down the pub is a representation of all mankind; where his most romantic gesture is to buy you a cider and black. However, don't fear, most men can show extraordinary feats of Shakespeare-esque romance... sometimes they might need a little hint, but a lot will use their own initiative and douse you in gifts, chivalry and gentlemanly behavior.
Women:
They all want to get married.
It's true, we women are bombarded with images of princesses getting married to the first man who kisses them, and living happily ever after in a palace. Whilst it's true a lot of us dream of and plan meticulously for the day we tie the knot, we're not all obsessed to the point you will be put in a ring the second you show any signs of commitment. In fact, some of us don't even want to get married!
They're obsessed with make-up and shopping.
Most women do take unnatural delight in the thought of spending money, but not all of us will drag you around shop after shop, trying on every single dress on the rails, and make you carry the bags, and pay for the goods! Some of us can actually make a decision in five minutes flat on what we want to buy, and the vast majority of us are too lazy to spend hours getting ready in the morning. If you find your lady is a little obsessed with the shops, introduce her to web-browsing, and your problem will be solved.
They're crazy.
Yeah, some women have more hormones when they know what to do with, and some might stalk you a little on Facebook, and some may even take clippings of your hair and keep them in a shrine, the point is, women like that are few and far between, we're not all the sort that will shout at you at the drop of the pin, and if you do find someone like that, our advice is to bail out, because there's plenty of sane fish in the sea.
They won't give you your own time alone.
Ever had a girlfriend who makes your phone bleep every two seconds? Where a simple hello very quickly evolves into you being accused of cheating on them because you were too busy driving to reply within ten seconds? Ok, so there might be a few of us like that out there, but we can't all be saints. Most women aren't like that!
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